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actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

duraraross:

Within the last couple days:

• Robin Willians died

• an innocent black teenager was shot to death

• a police officer at west lake mall maced a black man that just happened to walk by, then arrested him and refused him water

• policemen have been using brute force against peaceful protesters

• Ebola has broken out

• 94 people were killed in 3 days in the Ukraine

• people have begun to plan a real life purge

Someone please tell me. What, in THE HELL is going on

sup-london:

"remember that time when yo-"

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and then yo-

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untalentedandhorny:

sickest burn ever.

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

bilalsohail:

This is literally something my friends would do to me and I would fall for it

bilalsohail:

This is literally something my friends would do to me and I would fall for it

humorking:

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

Yes, I thread my own eyebrows. Mao minsan palpak siya. HAHAHAHAHAHA 🙅

Yes, I thread my own eyebrows. Mao minsan palpak siya. HAHAHAHAHAHA 🙅

liilyevanspotter:

Ok the last one snapped what’s left of my heart into 2

rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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lzbth:

this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

lzbth:

this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

langleav:

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

Yep